I Want To Date A Paper Doll That I Can Call My Own

a doll that other horny creeps

canít call their own


even on a $200 outcall

of for forty pairs of new shoes

in the closet


Iím not willing however

to exchange references

until our wedding night

sometime after the

accountants and AIDS testers

give us their OK


if you know a girl

who is willing to

go on so kinky a date

send her up to Studio #319

at the Stillwell Hotel

Iíll keep the door locked

until your next phone call




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